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Total Medals Earned: 232 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,105 Points

Pico's Ludo Vengeance

Medals Earned: 4/9 (105/405 points)

Regret 5 Points

Why? Why?

Catch Uberkid 25 Points

Catch a wild UBERKID.

Save a Unicorn's Dignity 25 Points

Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.

Magic Pico Man 50 Points

You're the inspiration.

Make an old man happy 50 Points

Those old folks deserve some love and affection.

Win 100 Points

Win the game!

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Plimpton's Video Falconry

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/210 points)

Celebration 25 Points

Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.

Nerdist 10 Points

Get a delightful history lesson.

Cultural Literacy 25 Points

Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.

Shadow Box 25 Points

Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.

Victory 25 Points

Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.

Millennium Falcon 50 Points

Save the galaxy.

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Poltergifts

Medals Earned: 13/20 (330/590 points)

Close Encounter 5 Points

Kill an enemy right before it reaches you

Jolly Killing 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Man Handler 5 Points

Kill an enemy with your fist

Combo Madness 10 Points

Do a 6 kill combo

Present Frenzy 10 Points

Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively

Strike! 10 Points

Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball

Survivalist 10 Points

Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying

Naughty Or Nice 25 Points

Kill 1 of each enemy type

Spoiled Rotten 25 Points

Upgrade everything at least once

Spread The Joy 25 Points

Use all weapons

Darkest Night 50 Points

Reach half the Wave Mode

Evil Dawn 50 Points

Beat the Wave Mode

Well Prepared 100 Points

Fully upgrade all weapons and traps

Too Hot For TV 10 Points

Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV

Deathmas 25 Points

Experience death from all enemy types

Efficiency 25 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode

Immortal 25 Points

Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying

Kingpin 25 Points

Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode

Dark Time 50 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode

Hell Time 100 Points

Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode

Reincarnation: LTETR

Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/150 points)

The Crops are Safe 25 Points

Kill all 15 locust in the game.

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Keeping Hell Whole 25 Points

Send all three souls back to hell.

Playing the Blues 25 Points

Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.

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Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 9/24 (285/1,000 points)

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

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Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

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